Archive for May, 2007

Another Clueless Hate Group Is Marked As A Paris Hilton Enemy

– Notice the amount of misunderstandings and mistakes this article contains about Paris Hilton. – Look at the way they have stereotyped her and how they’ve boldened her negative aspects. In retaliation to an online petition asking the Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger to show leniency, the outspoken rockers have a rival petition asking the Governor to ensure Paris […]

Posted: May 31st, 2007
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Paris Hilton Is Working On A New Movie: Confirmed Report

BREAKING NEWS I know I’ve disappointed you with the music news yesturday, but now, I’m very happy to report that Paris Hilton was just seen carrying a new movie script. The film will be produced by CFP Productions, partner of Paramount Pictures. They have produced movies such as How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. The last time Paris talked about […]

Posted: May 31st, 2007
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Hate Company To Use Paris Hilton

Nimbus Brewing Company, Arizona’s largest microbrewery, has declared June 5th, 2007 as “Paris Hilton Day”. Jim Counts, Managing Partner for Nimbus Brewing Company, whole heartedly agrees with the California judge in sentencing socialite Paris Hilton to jail for her role in her recent DUI arrest and parole violations. “Nimbus Brewing Company will from June 5th, […]

Posted: May 31st, 2007
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County Sheriff’s Spokesman: Highly Unlikely That Paris Hilton Will Have A Roommate

Paris has until 11:59 p.m. on June 5 to report Steve Whitmore: “she will do about 23 days” Paris Hilton’s mandatory makeover — from designer duds to jail-issued jumpsuits — is fast approaching. The 26-year-old heiress has until 11:59 p.m. on June 5 to report to the Century Regional Detention Facility to start serving time for […]

Posted: May 31st, 2007
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Paris Hilton Goes To Church

Paris Hilton’s mom told TMZ cameras that her wayward daughter is “preparing and praying.” The June jailbird is clearly trying to find God before she heads to the slammer next week. Big guy up in the sky, show me a sign! Hallelujah! Paris and a pal attended an evening church service at Bel Air Presbyterian […]

Posted: May 31st, 2007
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Paris Hilton DID NOT Go To A Recording Studio

There you have it, Paris didn’t go to a recording studio yesturday. It looks like the paparazzi got mixed up because the place where she went is called Siren Studios, and it is not a recording studio, unfortunately. Most of the websites who reported that Paris went to record an album will probably not update and correct […]

Posted: May 31st, 2007
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Evil Christians Are Still Planning To Party Like Demons On June 5

A US Christian group is throwing a massive party to celebrate Paris Hilton going to jail – because members reckon she had it coming. The Resistance, founded by author Mark Dice, even plans to have the knees-up at the Beverly Hilton hotel. “I hope this will be a time of self reflection for her,” Mr […]

Posted: May 31st, 2007
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