Paris’ crack is whack … and so is her lookalike.

Paris Hilton, ever the dignified socialite, exposed her coin slot to TMZ cameras Friday afternoon outside her home — but it’s her impersonator, Natalie Reid, who put on a real show over the weekend.

TMZ spotted Reid outside Koi where the faux Hilton made sure photogs got a shot of what appears to be a strategically rehearsed panty-revealing exit from her car.

Reid then went off on a curiously giddy rave about a few songs she just wrote, with titles such as “Thanksgiving: A Day to Give Thanks” and “Birthday: The Day of My Birth,” saying they’re “very profound songs.”

Paris would be proud.