Prank Comes Back To Haunt Paris Hilton

    I said wasn’t going to talk about this anymore, but it’s now back in the news. Doing that prank, which I think it was shown on Pop Fiction on E! last weekend, was just very bad idea.

    I’m posting about this ridiculous prank again because right now, one of the top headlines at is “Paris Hilton pranks media over religion.”

    The media doesn’t really care if this was a prank for a new TV show. They only want to attack Paris! Like I mentioned before, the prank doesn’t fit with the image of last year’s Paris Hilton. If Paris thinks that we have short memories and no one takes her seriously, well, she’s wrong.

    The media found a flaw in Paris and now they’re attacking it, generating more hatred, but she probably doesn’t care. You know that vicious hateful entertainment news show Showbiz Tonight and their hardcore hater A.J. Hammer? On his show, he was talking with other haters about this subject. You’ll recognize the first hater.

    What the first hater is saying is as usual dumb, so let’s move on to the second loudmouth hater, Jane Velez-Mitchell. She says that Paris craves attention because she has no sense of identity or something like that. I disagree with her. It’s true that Paris needs a lot of attention, but mostly because she is a brand and she always has to promote herself. She uses the media to promote herself and grow her brand. Paris has a sense of identity, she knows what she is doing and where she is heading, but sometimes, she makes stupid mistakes.

    But it’s also true that Paris doesn’t really care what anyone thinks of her. Why should she listen to them when they only want her to make more mistakes, so she can become a “train wreck” for them to beat on. Never take these hateful reporters seriously!

    View the hateful clip here.

    Posted: March 11th, 2008
    Comments: 7

    Come Up and Try My New Parts – Song From Repo!

    I have something very exciting to share with you. Kevin uploaded an old version of “Come Up and Try My New Parts,” the famous song that Paris Hilton sings in Repo! The Genetic Opera. I think this one was recorded for the demo version of the movie (sang by one of the actresses).

    It sounds a lot like one of those Las Vegas songs. It’s the perfect song for Paris, but I hope the movie version will be better!

    I particularly like the “one more hit for the show” song we hear from the trailer. I can’t wait to hear the whole soundtrack. Less than two months left!

    Note that when the soundtrack comes out, I won’t upload the songs. I might upload a few seconds of each song, but if you like them, I strongly encourage you to buy the soundtrack. If it’s good music, then it’s worth buying the CD in order to support the artist (or artists).

    Download Come Up and Try My New Parts

    Thanks to Kevin!

    Posted: March 11th, 2008
    Comments: 3

    Another Poem About Paris Hilton

    Sorry for the late update! I was so caught up watching and monitoring a snowstorm the whole weekend that I had no time for Paris Hilton. Of all the snowstorms we’ve had in Montreal, I’ve never seen anything like it. Amazing stuff! Anyway, back to Paris lol.

    I was planning to post something about Paris Hilton’s business, but I guess I’ll do it next weekend. Other than that, there’s really nothing new to report on Paris Hilton, unless if you’ve been closely following her relationship with Benji Madden.

    Finally, below is our sixth Paris Hilton poem. It’s written by ParisFan2991 after his/her second encounter with Paris. I gave the poem a title, but you can always change it, ParisFan2991. Thanks!

    My Dream Has Come True

    As the black Cadillac drove up to me
    out stepped a beautiful blonde
    and she emerged towards me
    a simple wave, and a kiss she blew
    all pedestrians turned blue
    cheering her name, she turns for a pose
    Paris the heiress she knows where she goes
    into the store, with one last glare
    the heiress is gone, nothing but air

    Read the rest here.

    Posted: March 9th, 2008
    Comments: 6

    Sarah Brightman: “Poor Paris”

    Sarah Brightman said a couple of comments about Paris Hilton in a recent interview. In Repo! The Genetic Opera, Amber Sweet and Blind Mag are enemies.

    “Poor Paris, she’s a really sweet girl. I actually found working with the cast of Repo a very, very pleasurable experience. We all hung out and we all mucked in and Paris was part of that. That’s what we do as performers — we got on with what we were doing and enjoyed it,” said Sarah Brightman.

    Can’t wait for the movie. It’s going to be Paris’ second greatest project since her debut album “Paris”.

    Posted: March 8th, 2008
    Comments: 3

    Fake Shaman Incident Was Only A PRANK For TV Show!

    Confirmed Report

    The whole fake Shaman incident was a prank for Ashton Kutcher’s new TV show. I still wonder if Paris Hilton knew that the “Shaman” was a fake one, but that’s not important.

    The new show which will start airing on E! on Sunday “highlights the gullibility of the paparazzi and the media.”

    “We’re having fun, but we want to say to people, ‘Can you really believe everything you read and see?'” says one of the producers of the show.

    Wow! That’s a very smart idea! And they indeed fooled the media and almost everyone! Even after researching and finding out the truth about the fake Shaman, no one knew that it was staged and recorded for a new TV show, although a few of us were guessing right.

    But now, everything makes sense.

    Contrary to what the producers of this new TV show “Pop Fiction” are hoping, this Paris Hilton prank will not help promote the show. The mass media will not bother reporting what this whole Shaman incident is truly all about. Very few did. The false reportings are far more exciting and interesting to the public. And we always want to portray Paris negatively. But let me know if your favourite entertainment news show reports the correct version of the story. I’m keeping a close eye on TMZ, they were the first to report the fakeness of the “guru”.

    Ok, it makes sense now. Paris didn’t really do anything wrong. She and the producers showed us that the media isn’t always reliable. It’s just that the damage has been done, and only hardcore fans and a couple of non-fans know the real story.


    Posted: March 6th, 2008
    Comments: 7

    Movie Critic: “Paris Can Sing”

    Paris Hilton gets praise for her role in Repo!

    Movie critic Burt Wilson saw Repo! and gave it a rating of 8 out of 10. He wrote a review about it.

    This is the passage in which he writes about Paris’ singing and acting: “Even Bill Moseley carries a tune quite well, and I have to admit, Paris can sing. The cuts I heard from her album sounded like a machine, but you can tell it’s really her singing here, and as an actress she fares far better here than in “House of Wax” (her role is also not very large compared to Vega and Head). There might be hope for her yet. The film’s co-writer, Terrance Zdunich also has a role as a grave robber/drug dealer, and he’s largely in the film to dispel exposition, but he also has one of the film’s catchiest numbers. Bousman has cast from all sorts of backgrounds – opera singers (Brightman), rock singers (Ogre), child actors (Vega), theater actors (Head), old school actors (Sorvino) horror stars (Moseley), and…whatever it is Paris Hilton does, and it actually works almost flawlessly. The songs vary from ballads to opera pieces to big rock numbers, so the varied cast fits the bill.”

    Read the review here.

    Posted: March 5th, 2008
    Comments: 7

    Paris Hilton’s Shaman Is A Faker

    Remember when and other news sites reported about Paris Hilton meeting a Shaman who was seen with her in a bookstore and also, blessed Paris in public in front of the paparazzi!?

    Now it turns out that the guru is only an actor who has appeared in many TV shows and movies. All entertainment news shows reported about the fakeness of the Shaman. The hateful entertainment show eTalk Daily, which airs on the hateful CTV network, in Canada said: “Clearly, Paris has no shame.”

    So of course, since almost everyone hates Paris, they all said that it was a publicity stunt or that she was pretending to be spiritual. Let’s just do a bit a research here and ask a few questions.

    The fake Shaman’s name is Maxie Santillan, and he is an actor, who played a role in “My Name is Earl.” It is possible they met each other during the filming of “My Name is Earl” because Paris is going to appear on that show.

    Second, my question is: Was Paris aware that he wasn’t a guru and was faking it? Was Paris doing this just for fun? Or was Paris hanging out with this “Shaman” just to show the public that she’s a spiritual person?

    Whatever the reason, it just isn’t kewl to do this, especially since last year, she said she was becoming more spiritual, etc. But I don’t think she didn’t know he was acting. The whole thing is just ridiculous and makes her look bad.

    In the other post, James said: “Maybe she just wants to remind the world that she is nice and funny and doesn’t take herself too seriously.” And CC was right when he said: “THAT GUY IS AN ACTOR.” ParisLover said: “This is not looking good, she steps out with an engagement ring and now she is shopping for spiratual books either for benji or for her wedding.” And finally juju said: “okay, now is he really a ‘shaman’ or just some guy with a beard and long hair?” Looks like not all of you were fooled.

    All emails and questions will be answered this Friday. Sorry for the late reply.

    Posted: March 4th, 2008
    Comments: 16

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