X17 Is Becoming Another Page Six

    What the hell is wrong with X17? Did they change owners or something? Why have they become all of a sudden so gullible, but not quite hateful yet? Why are they quoting from articles that are so obviously wrong, and then not providing the truth to its readers when it comes out?

    Read this and smell its foolish flavor:

    It’s no secret that some celebs get paid to party, but the NY Post is now reporting that Paris and her sister Nicky are asking $500,000 of various Vegas hotspots just to show up, drink some champagne and dance on some tables! Word is that Pure, who was supposed to host Lindsay Lohan’s 21st before it was cancelled for her second stint in rehab, is considering the exorbitant amount. If the girls are so hard up for cash, why don’t they just do the “My Super-Sweet 16” circuit?

    Posted: August 15th, 2007
    Comments: 6

    It’s Jason Moore’s 35th Birthday

    Happy Birthday to Jason!

    Nightlife lover Paris Hilton sure knows how to make an annoying exit!

    The airheaded heiress TV reality star helped her manager Jason Moore celebrate his 35th birthday at Via Veneto in Santa Monica last night, and headed out to a familiar noise: her own car alarm!

    Pitch imperfect Paris let her urban cricket cackle while a fan finagled her way into Hilton’s private space for a quick pic. Oh snap(shot)!

    Maybe the high octave howl was meant to tell her dog-of-the-day Jimi Hendrix that mamma’s headin’ home.


    Posted: August 15th, 2007
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    Paris Hilton Continues To Enjoy The Social Life

    Paris may have ditched the hills of Hollywood for the beach of Malibu, but last night Paris was back in her old hood and up to her old tricks. She started the night out at Opera with Nicky and David Katzenberg, before heading over to the Green Door to meet up with Brandon Davis. Then, the group hopped over to IHop for some late-night munchies.


    You can hate me for saying this, but I’d like to throw Paris from that IHop whatever place to a recording studio. I don’t like seeing her surrounded by these people who always drag her back to the old days. I’m just “generalizing,” don’t take it too seriously.

    And rule number one: if you want to be successful and famous, never act cruel in front of the camera. Never say mean things to paparazzi or touch the camera. Never say “Get out!” and hit the camera. Can someone confirm that it was indeed Nicky Hilton doing that in the video? It’s very unprofessional and anti-Paris.

    Posted: August 15th, 2007
    Comments: 7

    Singer Of Skinny Puppy Joins Paris Hilton For Repo!

    The lead singer of the Canadian band “Skinny Puppy” is in final talks with director Darren Lynn Bousman to star in Repo! The Genetic Opera alongside with Alexa Vega, Bill Moseley, Paul Sorvino and of course, our very own singer and actress, Paris Hilton.

    Lionsgate still hopes to release the movie on April 25, 2008. Filming of highly anticipated Repo! begins on September 10th in Toronto, Canada. Yes, Paris will be in Canada for at least a month!

    Posted: August 15th, 2007
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    Page Six Launches Its Second Attack On Paris Hilton

    Evil jealous bitch Paula Froelich is back from vacationing and is now ready to degrade Paris Hilton through Page Six. Yesturday, we saw another attempt to hide the real Paris, but now it’s time to show how greedy the Hilton family is, again.

    Notice how it doesn’t fit with the image Paris is portraying and everything she said about her music and movies this summer:

    NOW that her career in reality TV is done, and since her acting and singing careers never got off the ground, Paris Hilton is back to making money the only way she knows how – by trying to get people to pay her just to show up. A Las Vegas insider [tell us his name, Page Six] said, “Paris and [sister] Nicky are shopping their partying ways to Vegas at the price of around $500,000 – only they have the guts to ask for that amount – for a multiple-day New Year’s Eve bash. Paris will ‘party’ at a few spots and Nicky will bless the lucky host with a fashion show of her wares and model herself.” Our source [tell us its name, Page Six] says only Pure – which is so starved for publicity that it tried to host Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday and asked Britney Spears to show up – “may be coming all the way up to the asking price, although [the Hiltons] are so desperate now, they should be paying the clubs for good p.r., not the other way around.” Last year, Paris was demanding a mere $100,000 to host a New Year’s Eve bash. We just want to know how much of that money will go toward the halfway house she said she wanted to build for female convicts after her stint in jail. Hilton’s rep, Mike Sitrick, said, “That is not accurate.”

    Really, the last phrase says it all.

    Posted: August 15th, 2007
    Comments: 1

    Half Way Through August And World Of Paris Hilton Is Slow And Boring

    Hey guys, let’s whine again!

    Did you guys notice how boring the month of August has been so far? The only significant news we had was about her music tour, but the rest was blah stuff.

    Things have been running really slow for almost a whole week now. Can we blame it on Paris? More and less. She’s been spending most of her time in Malibu with her cousins. Paris should officially go back to work in two or three weeks! First stop is the filming of Repo! which starts on September 10th, 2007.

    ParisHiltonSite.net hopes that you’re enjoying your last few weeks of freedom before going back to prison… excuse me, we mean school (well, most of you).

    Remember most of what you’ve been reading on the internet recently are just a bunch of lies. For example, one article says that Britney Spears is trying hard to be friends with Paris, but this is just another stupid lie. However, if things continue this way after a month, then you can all whine about it to Paris, because she is way too slow at the moment. If we were living in a perfect world, now would be the time to release a new project. ParisHiltonSite.net will also update its website in a couple of weeks!

    Have a nice day!

    Posted: August 14th, 2007
    Comments: 3

    Someone Buys Paris Hilton’s House For $4.25M

    Hate site usmagazine.com was first to report this unimportant news:

    Paris Hilton is saying goodbye to her home of three years, where she famously served a night of house arrest in June. The Spanish-style 1920s mansion sold in 10 days for $4.25 million.

    Potential buyers had to be pre-screened to avoid gawkers.

    The home – which Hilton bought in 2004 for $2.9 million — features 3.5 bathrooms and 4 bedrooms, although one was converted into a large closet.

    The interior is designed to evoke French Regency old Hollywood glamour, and includes a hotel-style pool complete with cabanas. There are also separate guest quarters as well as a separate office.

    The 26-year-old heiress is reportedly looking to buy a home with more privacy. Indeed, neighbors will not be sad to see her go.

    Actress Cameron Diaz, who lives nearby, has complained about the media attention that descended upon the neighborhood during Hilton’s jail stint.

    “Paris made her bad choices, she’s going to have to deal with it, that’s her journey,” said Diaz. “She just has to get plastered all over the world. There were 10 helicopters above her house, which I live not too far from. I was like, ‘Could you please keep it down?’ We all suffer when Paris suffers.”


    Posted: August 14th, 2007
    Comments: 2

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