Paris Hilton’s Housekeeper Lies To Fans

    Two giddy (and, frankly, too grown) female fans approached the front gate of Paris Hilton’s Malibu home yesterday hoping to torment meet the hotel heiress. Even stalkers are hotter at the beach!

    Bordering on harassment — but settling on just plain annoying — the duo proceeded to buzz the intercom repeatedly to ask for Paris. The cunning Miss Hilton housekeeper tried to disguise her voice as a maid — with a faux-Spanish accent to boot, like fellow celebuwreck Britney Spears did at a drive-thru yesterday! Que pasa locas!

    The plan nearly went off without a hitch — until one of the fans saw Paris through the gate! Foiled again! Guess this star wasn’t blind to these fans!


    Posted: August 14th, 2007
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    How Paris Hilton Has Been Transformed

    Hate magazine recently published a hateful article about Paris Hilton’s transformation since her jail time. The writers struggled to come up with excuses in order to hide the real Paris Hilton. They tired to make her look bad and refused to mention that she’s been working on her career.

    This hateful article written by the usual haters, Bill Hoffman and Corynne Steindler. The article also mentions that those other two haters Richard Johnson and Paula Froelich are traveling. We at can only hope that these two get lost somewhere and never come back to New York, especially Paula Froelich.

    As usual, the article refused to reveal its sources. But one quote which was apparently by someone named Mike Sitrick says this:

    “You can tell that it’s hard for her that she is not supposed to be seeking the attention anymore. She is going to the types of events that her people tell her to go to. But she is definitely staying away from the club scene. Paris is all about her dogs and hanging out alone. Paris said when she got out of jail that it was a life-changing experience, and indeed she has changed. She’s more involved in charities now – from volunteering at Children’s Hospital in Los Angeles to her being a sponsor at a spinal cord injury fundraiser and more. People may try to read something into this that’s not there – but that is who she is.”

    Again, Mike didn’t explain that she’s working on her career, but he’s right. Paris hasn’t been partying a lot these days, which is good.

    The only problem that I see is that she is too slow. How long has she been vacationing? Because I can see that there hasn’t been anything significantly new in the world of Paris Hilton. And we can see the effect of this. Her fame has slightly decreased over the past month and this is starting to show up.

    What’s the next project, Paris?

    Posted: August 14th, 2007
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    Paris Hilton Went To A Diesel Bookstore At The Malibu Country Mart

    Paris Hilton, hiding out (and crouching down) in the back of a the Diesel bookstore at the Malibu Country Mart. Why the covert tactics? A bookstore source tells us that the heiress just didn’t want her picture taken by the throng of paparazzi – especially since a local police officer was outside to check out the commotion. Hilton stayed in the store for about 10 minutes, then headed next door to Pet Headquarters, where she browsed through the dog-leash section but left empty-handed. Hilton wasn’t as camera shy in this store, posing for pictures with fellow pet lovers.

    Posted: August 14th, 2007
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    Paris Hilton Promotes Someone Else’s Product (Rich Prosecco) In Malibu

    Paris Hilton’s been taking full advantage of the great outdoors lately – but then again, given her stint inside earlier this year, we can’t say we’re too surprised! This weekend, Paris’ sun spot of choice was the Malibu beachfront, as she posed, pranced, and preened around with her family (and Uncle Elliot, of course). She even found time to take a few photos of us – thanks, Paris, but we definitely think you’re more photogenic!


    Paris Hilton promoting someone else’s product, like Rich Prosecco? Totally unattractive and uncool!

    Posted: August 13th, 2007
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    Paris Hilton Wants To Protect California’s ocean

    Paris Hilton showed up at Helio for an event to raise money to clean up Los Angeles’ beaches.

    Paris Hilton said to the press: “The ocean is a really important part of the world, and I feel like people should help to not pollute.”

    She also added: “If everyone you know puts their heart in, we can all make a difference.”

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    Well, I have to tell you so far, I’m a bit disappointed in Paris’ charity work. Attending events to raise money is a good thing and a good start, but you can’t overdo it.

    These are very mini charity work, but as you know, it’s better than nothing. What Paris needs to do is something that will last for a long time, or something that is really effective.

    Opening a housing home for inmates or a Paris Hilton playhouse for kids as she said would be an excellent achievement. Going to Africa (as she mentioned) for a week is another great idea.

    But of course, we have to wait a couple of months and give her time to see what she wants to do, and then, judge her. However, believes that her #1 priority should be her own work.

    Posted: August 13th, 2007
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    Paris Hilton Continues To Waste Her Time With Adrian Grenier

    After spending all day with him on the beach, Paris and Adrian hopped into his car to make the journey from the ‘Bu to Hollywood. But does she know he’s just using her for his documentary?

    Or maybe SHE’S using HIM to try to land a role on his show. Think they can come up with something to top Shanna Moakler’s Plushie fetish?


    Wrong, wrong! You have it all wrong! It’s all for business and a complete waste of her time just to gain a bit of money.

    Posted: August 11th, 2007
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    Canadian Environmentalist Invites Paris Hilton To Canada’s Old-Growth Forests

    A British Columbia environmentalist who appears in Leonardo DiCaprio’s new documentary “The 11th Hour” says she talked climate change with celebutante “Simple Life” star Paris Hilton and “Entourage” star Adrian Grenier this week at an advance screening of the film.”We talked about the state of forest loss,” Tzeporah Berman said of her chat with the unlikely couple, who had gossip websites buzzing after they appeared together this week.

    “She was very concerned to hear that old-growth forests are being made into junk mail and catalogues. I invited her up to Canada’s old-growth forests … and we talked about ‘The 11th Hour’ and what that means both for Canada and the United States.”

    The activist, who was speaking on the phone from Vancouver, says Grenier and Hilton accepted her invitation, although she surmised that their schedules might be too busy to make that happen anytime soon.

    “The 11th Hour,” which debuted at the Cannes Film Festival in May, explains how human activity has changed the earth’s climate and how the damage can be fixed.

    Berman appears briefly in the film to warn that Canadian logging practices are contributing to the death of the world’s forests.

    Posted: August 10th, 2007
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