Another Productive Day Of Work For Paris Hilton

    She was seen holding:

    – a bag of Kodak photos (for design?)

    – a CD (new songs?)

    Paris also mentioned that she was working on her movie (CD was for Repo!?). And maybe that photo bag contained images of the four or five dresses she has to wear on Repo!

    Whatever. Woohoo, Paris is working!

    No, not her puppies, her business materials! That’s right, the Hilton heiress is all about business now. Remember how she wanted to be some kind of, like, designer? Well, it looks like she still wants to – color me impressed! Paris has traded in her Starbucks coffee and blackberry for folders and papers. (Well, not her blackberry, but you get the picture.) Now if she could only get that darn door open!

    Also check out some video of Paris doing what she does best: getting fast food, showing off her pups and, uh, making movies?!


    Posted: August 5th, 2007
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    Another Boring Day Of Fun For Paris Hilton

    Yesterday Paris Hilton hung out with friends at the Beachbody House in Malibu, chatting with her posse of blonde buddies and mingling amongst celebuspawn and friends.

    Later that night, Paris hit up a party at the Playboy Mansion. Proving that charity takes many forms, she celebrated her love of animals by showing up to the party decked in a silver leopard print robe. Rawr!

    Finally, even Paris tired of the limelight, and left the Playboy party under the cloak of a shirt.


    Posted: August 5th, 2007
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    Almost No News About Paris Hilton

    Hey! Where are all the news about Paris Hilton?

    Well, believe it or not, there hasn’t been any significant news about her for a couple of days now. The real question should be: Where are all the news writers?

    Well, the writers have nothing important to report, but instead, they’re writing trashy and unimportant articles. Garbage, that I don’t post here.

    One of these trashy articles says that according to a poll, the American public is tired of all the “scandals” generated by Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. I don’t know about Britney and Lohan, but I know for a fact that the American public is a hypocrite when it comes to Paris. No one really believes that they’ve had enough of her.

    Other crappy articles are about her boyfriends. One of them talks about a boyfriend dumping her for another girl, really stupid stories. I personally don’t care about her boyfriends, but if anything real was happening, I would have posted it here for those who care.

    Just wait ’til Monday, and all the valuable articles will be jumping on one another for your attention on!

    Oh yeah, don’t forget to watch the final episode of the great Simple Life series on E! tonight. 🙁

    Posted: August 4th, 2007
    Comments: 3

    Exclusive Paris Hilton Interview This Monday On USA Today

    New Interview This Monday

    USA Today scores an interview with Paris Hilton

    In this can’t-miss video interview, Paris talks about life after jail including her upcoming horror movie role, starting a family, her feelings about the end of the “Simple Life” TV series and Nicole Richie’s upcoming prison time.

    The exclusive full interview will be available Monday at:

    Thanks to Will and Kelly!

    PS: I’m very sorry for taking so much to post this. Unfortunately, I was too busy, and I had trouble uploading the file, in addition to internet problems.

    Posted: August 3rd, 2007
    Comments: 9

    New Dog Becomes A Member Of The Hilton Family

    I apologize for posting another dumb article; nothing important is happening at the moment in Paris Hilton’s world.

    A legend goes to the dogs.

    Paris has added a new pup to her litter … and has named it Jimi Hendrix. The double dog-fisted pooch princess tooled around town yesterday, then took her bitches to her Malibu beach pad.

    Paris wouldn’t comment on Nicole Richie’s pregnancy, or whether the pooch (she’s carrying) has any talent as its name suggests. Maybe it’s just like its owner — in a purple haze.


    Posted: August 3rd, 2007
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    Tuesday Night Was All About Music!

    Paris Hilton arrives at her Hollywood Hills home early Wednesday morning, following a night out with record producer pal Scott Storch, who is working with her on a new album.

    Posted: August 3rd, 2007
    Comments: 2

    PETA Attacks Paris Hilton And Britney Spears

    Dressed as pop dog carriers Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, PETA protesters took to the streets of Hollywood today to cast light on the problems caused by buying pets through a breeder. But really, when you dispatch people dressed up as those two, no one really cares what your cause is!

    According to PETA, for every dog or cat purchased from a breeder or pet store, another dog or cat on death row at an animal shelter must be killed. At the rate Paris and Britney are going, there won’t be any pets left for the rest of us! Arf, y’all!

    “Forget jail or rehab,” PETA Director Daphna Nachminovitch says. “These selfish stars should do a stint in an animal shelter.” Hopefully, they’ve already had all their shots.


    So Mrs. Nachminovitch wants Paris and Britney and everyone else to buy their dogs from an animal shelter?

    Posted: August 2nd, 2007
    Comments: 6

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