The Offenses Of Rocky Delgadillo’s Wife Are Too Embarrassing

    Calling For A Harsh Punishment For Rocky Delgadillo’s Wife

    Rocky Delgadillo: My wife’s offenses are too embarrassing for me.

    His reckless wife failed to appear in court nine years ago.
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    She drove without insurance.
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    She drove with a suspended license.
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    She drove an unregistered car.
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    They also have been chronically late in paying fines for at least five parking tickets in the last three years.
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    One violation for parking in a red zone in December 2006 was not paid until a newspaper inquired about the tickets last month, by which time the $70 infraction had become a $174 fine with penalties.
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    She once crashed Delgadillo’s city-issued vehicle while driving on a suspended license.
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    She is responsible for all the parking tickets and delinquent payments.
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    She was cited by a California Highway Patrol officer on Aug. 1, 1998, in Santa Monica for allegedly driving with an expired Montana driver’s license. The tan BMW 325 she was driving had expired tags and she had no proof of insurance.
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    When she did not appear in court a month later for her arraignment, a judge issued a $2,000 bench warrant.
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    She thumbs her nose to the law and must pay for it! Where’s the outrage for her conscious offenses?
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    Her warrant remains active, according to officials with the Santa Monica city attorney’s office.

    We can dance all night but [she] ain’t getting [any harsh punishment].
    Sorry I [revealed the truth]

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    Girls and boys [won’t protest]
    I can’t blame them ’cause [they don’t hate her!]


    Posted: June 20th, 2007
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    Paris Hilton And Britney Spears Are Too Popular

    The Internet search engine Yahoo says adults in Canada are just as interested as the younger generation in the trials and tribulations of Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.
    The Yahoo! Canada Search Buzz Index shows searches about Britney and Paris are, predictably, in the top ten for those under 25-years-of-age.

    But gossip mongers in all age groups from under 25 to over 45 also have those searches on their top-ten lists.

    Another popular search for those under 25 centered on the super-hot toy Webkinz, but that same search topped the chart for those aged 35 to 44, perhaps because they are the parents shelling out the cash for the popular web-based stuffed toy.

    Yahoo! says a new tool on its Buzz Index allows it to accurately define searches by several categories, including age group.

    Search engine Google has a similar function in early development called Google Trends.

    Posted: June 20th, 2007
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    Yesturday’s Free Paris Protest At Lynwood Jail

    At the forefront of civil protest, leading the cause of the moment, actress/Oscar attendee Sally Kirkland appeared outside of Lynwood jail yesterday, pleading for mercy for Paris Hilton, but from the look of Kirkland, she’s the one who could use some mercy! Nurse!

    Looking as if someone woke her up about five minutes before the protest, Miss Kirkland took the time to plead for prayers for Nicole Richie too, calling the wayward “Simple Life” stars her “angels.” Oh Lord! Kirkland, who’d worked with Paris and Nicole as an acting coach on the series, was interviewed alongside a mob of Paris supporters numbering at least half a dozen.

    The talented, vagabondish actress then lead the protest into nearby streets, where she seemed lost in the confusion, or perhaps just confused. Paris’ lawyer, Richard Hutton, unseen by the protesters, happened upon the scene and could only shake his head in disbelief at the groundswell of support for the heiress/convict.

    Things to note:

    1. They were holding many promotional pictures that were used for her debut album.

    2.They were also playing her CD, thank goodness. We can hear “Screwed” and “Not Leaving Without You” from the video.

    3. This is slightly better organized. I liked it when a protester said she just came there to show her support for Paris. Maybe they shouldn’t have said “Free Paris,” even thought in reality, she is supposed/should be freed by now. But if such protest takes place again, it should only be for support.


    Posted: June 20th, 2007
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    Councilman Jack Weiss Will Fix The Paparazzi Problem

    An embattled city councilman who has been accused of making the gut-wrenching Los Angeles traffic even worse has all suddenly taken a very special interest in one very special street — the one Paris Hilton lives on. Call city hall!

    After Paris Hilton’s West Hollywood neighbors began complaining about the traffic problems Paris Hilton’s jail fiasco caused in their neighborhood, Councilman Jack Weiss sprang into action to try and fix the problem. What makes the timing so odd is the current campaign to have Weiss recalled from office ( because residents say his decisions regarding development in the area have “allowed TRAFFIC to CHOKE our area.”

    Weiss’ spokeswoman told the AP that he was working with local authorities to “ensure safety and access” on the narrow road where Paris lives. Trying to save his ass, perhaps?


    Posted: June 20th, 2007
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    Paris Hilton Will Be Released This Monday

    Neighbors brace themselves.

    Paris Hilton may be looking forward to her jailhouse release, but her neighbors aren’t.

    Anticipating a horde of media when the socialite is expected to be released next week, some Hollywood Hills residents are circulating a letter advising neighbors to call police and local representatives to complain of the noise and traffic that may overtake the sleepy neighborhood, a city councilman’s spokeswoman said.

    City Councilman Jack Weiss was coordinating with police and other city departments to “ensure safety and access” on the narrow, winding road leading to Hilton’s home just north of the Sunset Strip, his spokeswoman Lisa Hanson said.

    “We’re working to address the disruption issue,” she said.

    Hilton began her 45-day jail sentence earlier this month after failing a sobriety test and violating her probation twice by driving on a suspended license.

    When Sheriff Lee Baca abruptly released Hilton to home confinement after just three days behind bars, a throng of photographers and reporters huddled outside her home. Helicopters hovered overhead.

    Weiss’s office received more than 50 calls from residents, most of them complaining about the helicopter noise, traffic and overcrowding because the street doesn’t have sidewalks and parking space, Hanson said.

    Hilton, who was sent back to jail by a judge, is expected to be released Monday, when she will have served about 23 days of a 45-day sentence.


    Posted: June 19th, 2007
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    This Is Proof That Judge Judy Is A Bigot

    Just as I expected, Judge Judy came on Larry King with a hard-face and acted all serious.

    When she started talking about Paris, she looked serious with a straight face, but from the inside, she looked like an empty-headed woman.

    I’m not saying she’s not smart, but she is clearly a bigot. Judge Judy has always been a Paris Hilton hater.

    But let me explain to you what her biggest problem is.

    Before she came on Larry King, Judge Judy did absolutely no research about Paris Hilton’s case and did not waste one second to learn who Paris Hilton is. Let me tell you about her biggest mistake.

    Judge Judy clearly thinks that Paris Hilton is a stupid spoiled brat who needs to grow up and get a life. Now some of us agree that Paris should grow up in the sense that she needs to be more responsible, but obviously, Paris is not spoiled.

    And as I said, Judge Judy assumes that she is. How? Just by watching television and being surrounded by haters.

    I laughed when she said that Paris is a criminal, and then added with a digusting smile that she’s a “little criminal.” Paris is no criminal. She only said that because she wants her to be one. A typical hater does that a lot.

    Now she is a criminal in the sense that she became a “criminal” by being irresponsible.

    Listen carefully to what Judge Judy is saying, and ask yourself “Does her arguments make sense?”

    She believes Paris deserves jail, and I don’t.

    She says that she was caught driving drunk and was put on probation avoiding consequences. A few months later, she was stopped with a suspended licence. One of Judge Judy’s assumptions is that the judge (Sauer, I’m assuming) told her not to do it again, but in fact, it wasn’t a judge who told her that, it was the police.

    A month later, Paris is caught driving without a valid licence again because she thought she could drive for work purposes only. Judge Judy of course doesn’t mention this. Why? Because the prosecutors and the monster, Sauer, didn’t tell her and the public. Only the Hilton family did. Only Kyle Richards explained it to us with pure clarity.

    Judge Judy then goes on and says that Paris deserves a harsh punishment mainly because she came in late to court. Always coming up with excuses. This shows that Judge Judy is partly an egalitarian.

    She also can’t understand that Paris is too famous and that she must try to avoid the paparazzi for her own safety. But Kyle Richards already explained to us why Paris was late. And she did not do it on purpose. Judy’s assumption thinks the opposite.

    The Weapon of Mass Destruction

    Here’s how you can destroy all of Judge Judy’s arguments in a “Heartbeat.” “That’s all I need.” This is something that I questioned about before Paris’ sentence, but thanks to Kyle Richards, she reminded me about it again. And “no I didn’t know what I was missin. Oh my baby since” I’ve been thinking about it. 

    If Paris’ every move is documented, then how the hell does she think she will get away with a probation violation by driving with a suspended licence in public, in front of the paparazzi several times 27/7?! The media of course won’t ask this question, nor will the haters or Judge Judy.

    And the only answer to this is: She didn’t know. She was misinformed by being irresponsible. Someone like Paris could never escape a crime like that.

    This is how I know that Paris was telling the truth during this whole time.

    Yes, Paris said she committed a crime and should face the consequences. However, it is clear to me that she committed an unconscious crime. But she won’t fight her sentence because of the massive haters and the negative assumptions. Paris is and has almost always been a victim and has almost always been targeted wrongfully.

    So that’s how you can destroy all of the assumptions and arguments of Judge Judy and her fellow haters in a “Heatbeat.”

    All of them together have build up arguments based on assumptions. And this is unfair for a rich, famous and pretty star.

    Can’t view the video? Click here

    Posted: June 19th, 2007
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    Paris Hilton Will Response To Some Of Her Fan Mails

    Paris Hilton has sent a message to TMZ — she ain’t no one special in the pokey.

    A rep who visited Paris today said Hilton wants TMZ to know she’s being treated like any other inmate, emphasizing she’s getting no special breaks.

    We’re told Paris is spending time reading “The Secret” and “The Power of Now.” She’s also reading lots of “fan mail” that has been sent to the jail. She says most of the letters are favorable and it’s helping her. She’s written responses to some of the letters.


    Posted: June 19th, 2007
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