Paris Hilton Rides Her Bicycle

    With a scaly, slithery creature in his grip, a hissssterical half-naked snake handler let loose in front of Paris Hilton yesterday — and then demanded $20 million in return!

    The jail-bound blonde mounted her bicycle and peddled along the Venice Beach boardwalk in a workout session with her “I only buy my T-shirts in the kids section” trainer — when the wacky locals gave chase. Hilton quickly rode off, with the snapparazzi following every step of the way. On returning to her car, the heiress found a full-blown circus, including a snake charmer who took center stage atop a dumpster, wriggling his snakes for Paris — then asking her for $20 million! He’s still waiting.

    With Justin Timberlake’s “What Goes Around” bumping from her ride (Paris seems to know that karma’s a bitch), she then hightailed it to a nearby arts and crafts store, where one passerby offered some words of wisdom about jail: “Just go in there and be yourself!”

    Fatigued from all the bizarre attention, Paris stopped for a Pinkberry — and went home.


    Posted: May 16th, 2007
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    Jesse Metcalf About Paris Hilton’s Jail Sentence: “That’s a little harsh”

    Maybe he missed the spotlight, maybe he missed the free stuff, but rehabbed Jesse Metcalf is officially back in the party scene. Someone needs to pick up Paris’ slack!

    After a wild weekend in Miami and the Bahamas, the former “Desperate Housewives” houseboy rolled through the Halo 3 party in West Hollywood last night, where he picked up a free X-Box 360 Elite and little ribbing from a TMZ photog. When asked about Paris’ impending jail time, Jesse commented, “That’s a little harsh.” Insightful!

    John Salley said he was giving his Xbox 360 Elite and Zune to Charity — his daughter Charity! John “Napoleon Dynamite” Heder hit the town with his friends. Chris Evans and the dancing Tatyana Ali made an appearance. Dane Cook, Matt Leinart and Adam Rodriguez from “CSI” were also on hand — and gave TMZ a shout-out.

    Even Paris found time to let off some socialite steam and join in gaming fun, dancing inside with sister Nicky. Who says video games are just for boys?

    Halo 3 hits stores September 25.


    Posted: May 16th, 2007
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    Natalia McLennan Gives Some Advice To Paris Hilton

    There’s more prison advice for Paris this morning, in the footsteps of open letters TMZ conveyed to Miss Hilton from Candy Spelling and Patty Hearst. Page Six spoke to Natalia McLennan, a former high-priced prostitute who served 26 days at New York’s notorious Rikers Island, who tells the heiress, “It’s the worst experience of your life.” Among the indignities Paris will have to endure, says Natalia, are a full-body cavity search, being ogled by lesbian inmates, and “disgusting” food. “She’ll want to make at least one good friend, like a Nicole Richie, to watch her back for her when she takes a shower,” says McLennan. Uh, have you seen Nicole lately?


    Posted: May 16th, 2007
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    New Simple Life 5 Songs

    I think these are the three new songs of Simple Life 5. “Hey Ms. Richie” is probably a new song for Nicole Richie. And the other one might be the new theme of Simple Life 5.

    I’m not 100% sure about this, but I’ll try to get more info.

    Hey Ms. Hilton.mp3
    Hey Ms. Richie.mp3
    The Simple Life.mp3

    Posted: May 15th, 2007
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    Paris Hilton Continues To Rule The Earth

    Simple Life 5 Banner

    Despite all the negative articles you’ve read so far, the fame of Paris Hilton is burning even stronger now.

    There’s a strong demand from the public to see more of Paris Hilton and to start listening to what she has to say. For more than a week now, the name “Hilton” has appeared several times on the frontpage of Lycos Top 50 is reporting that “Paris Hilton” is the #1 most searched keyword on their popular search engine.

    Remember the days of her debut album and all the craziness we faced back then? Then, the interest in Paris kind of slowed down, but it was always there, waiting to explode. What we’re living now the same craziness we saw during the release of “Stars Are Blind” and “Paris” last year.

    This jail news is even more popular than the ParisExposed insanity we faced in February 2007. So what does this mean?

    I predict that the ratings of Simple Life 5 will skyrock since it is about to debut in two weeks. To keep this interest on, Paris should at least make one appearance on TV before May 28.

    June 5 will be the biggest Paris Hilton day in 2007 if she actually turns herself in on that day. The media will make a riot out of it. This will equally mean more viewers for Simple Life 5.

    What needs to happen is a conversion of the craziness into fans, and for Paris, to use it and to show everyone that she can be a better person. I don’t know what exactly will happen, but we’re definitely living in interesting times.

    However, one problem has arised over the past week. There are too many false news spreaded about Paris and her jail sentence. The media is reporting that Paris feels depressed, but the images don’t show anything depressing. As far as I can see, she just seems OK. We haven’t really seen her partying since the day she was sentenced to jail, and I don’t think she’s in the mood. But can we really say she seriously feels bad?

    The only good thing about it is that it will prevent fame-hungry Zeta Graff from milking more fame from Paris Hilton. God, I can’t believe we’re still talking about that woman and her $10 million dollar demand. Do you have any idea how old this lawsuit is? This is hilarious.

    Well anyway, I also want to remind you about “Extra Paris“, and how excited I am about this. It’s really amazing to see that all of this (Simple Life 5, Jail time, Extra Paris) will start unraveling in two weeks. If only Paris could reduce her jail time, I can garantuee that with the Simple Life 5, this will be another crazy Paris Hilton summer. She should seriously consider doing a couple of TV appearences even while she’s serving jail time. Stupid judge won’t even allow her to go out of jail for work purposes!

    Are You A Huge Fan Of Paris Hilton?!

    For the first week of “Extra Paris“, these are the files that will available for download:

    Extra Paris May.25.2007

    – Paris and Nicole Blond Farewell XviD.avi (98.1 MB)
    – Simple Life 2 The Stuff We Werent Allowed To Show You XviD.avi (205 MB)

    Extra Paris May.25.2007

    – Late Show With David Letterman 12 06 2006 Paris Hilton XviD.avi (61.3 MB)
    – Simple Life 3 Bonus [1-16] XviD.avi (58.8 MB)
    – Simple Life 3 Unofficial XviD.avi (371 KB)
    – Simple Life 5 Coverage [1-2] XviD.avi (34.5 MB)
    – Simple Life 5 Filming [1-2] March 16, 2007 XviD.avi (23.5 MB)
    – Simple Life 5 Interview With AP XviD.avi (7.38 MB)
    – Simple Life 5 Interview With ExtraTV XviD.avi (6.93 MB)
    – Simple Life 5 Interview With Kristin XviD.avi (8.13 MB)
    – Simple Life 5 Interview With The Insider XviD.avi (6.46 MB)

    And more to be added soon…

    I also want to remind you that “Extra Paris” will run from May 25 to July 6, 2007. There are many interesting documentaries to download and watch and an exclusive 45 minutes Hilton family documentary which will be available for those who subscribe to the Newsletter. The purpose of “Extra Paris” is to download and watch and listen to Paris Hilton videos and songs that can’t be found in stores. It is also a souvenir for hardcore fans. You should consider burning some of the files and keep them as a souvenir.

    Posted: May 15th, 2007
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    Dr. Sophy To Judge: Paris Hilton Has Been Seeing Me For Months Over Health Problems

    If your answer’s “no”, Paris Hilton’s probably pretty glad you’re not sitting in the jury box for the libel suit in which she’s named as the defendant – because yesterday, her shrink swore under oath that his client’s recent legal woes have left her a complete wreck! is reporting that yesterday, Dr. Charles Sophy (Paris’ personal psychiatrist) swore to the Los Angeles Superior Court on Monday that “given (Hilton’s) current psychological, and emotional state … (she’s) not capable of any meaningful participation” in the civil suit currently being brought against the heiress for libel and slander by actress Zeta Graff. Haters should note that this isn’t merely an easy out for the hotel heiress; Dr. Sophy furnished documents to the court proving that Paris had been seeing him for the last eight months, including several sessions since her hearing for violating her probation. She certainly looked the part as she left her house yesterday afternoon – although she did manage to pep up somewhat by the time she met her little sister at the Grove!


    Posted: May 15th, 2007
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    Paris Hilton Doll Pops Up On Ebay


    It was inevitable that after Paris Hilton got sentenced to 45-days in jail, people would try to monetize. Someone has actually has made a Paris Hilton prison doll and has put it up for sale on eBay.

    The Paris Prison doll is wearing prison orange clothing and designer dolly accessories, comes complete with a comforting letter from ex-celebrity inmate Martha Stewart.

    The doll is also seen to be pleading with California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger while he deliberates over the petition appealing against her incarceration.

    Posted: May 15th, 2007
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