Paris Hilton Look-alike: “FREE PARIS!”

    Paris Hilton is going to jail, but luckily, look-alike Natalie Reid is standing by for duty.

    TMZ spotted the hard partying, tequila-loving Natalie outside Marquee in New York on Cinco de Mayo, where she unsuccessfully tried to explain the holiday’s origins to our cameras while yelling “Free Paris! Free Paris!”

    Nat isn’t thrilled that her twin is going to prison, but tells TMZ she’s willing to take over Hilton’s socialite duties when Paris heads to the Graybar Hotel on June 5.


    Posted: May 7th, 2007
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    Tyrant Michael T. Sauer Gets Applauded By His Church

    TMZ has learned that the Los Angeles judge who sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in the slammer was given a saint’s welcome by his fellow parishoners … with a standing ovation on his Sunday visit to church!

    Sources inside tell TMZ that Judge Michael T. Sauer entered the St. Brendan church in Los Angeles and was greeted with a holy round of standing applause!

    Judge Sauer ended his workday on Friday by sentencing Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail, ordering the wayward heiress to turn herself in on June 5 at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood.


    I am looking foward to represent this tyrant’s injustice and disrespect towards the Hilton family. I have some things in mind, but this is one evil monster who has taken advantage of his power. Shame on the church. So much for goodness and justice. These chruch goes were all haters; they only appauded to him because he imposed the harshest punishement on Paris Hilton.

    I have his name printed in my mind.

    Posted: May 7th, 2007
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    Paris Hilton Wants You To Sign This Petition


    My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and [sign] it. i LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!


    To sign the FREE PARIS HILTON petition to
    Governor Schwarzenegger that I have created…

    please go here:

    I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition.


    It’s nice to see that she’s writing to her fans. We really need an official petition and make it huge. We also need to do a lot more. Since this was posted by herself, I will update my message. Meanwhile, e-mail every fan site and inform them about this.
    I urge all fans and supporters and all that are outraged by injustice to sign this petition.

    Posted: May 7th, 2007
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    Paris Hilton’s Life In Prision

    Paris Hilton’s life in prison will be rougher than her emery board when she begins her sentence on June 5. How rough, you ask?

    — Hilton will only be allowed one five-minute shower a day … with plain soap. The horror!

    — Two pairs of socks and panties (if she needs them).

    — Part of her day will be spent washing her underwear in the shower, since the detention center contains no laundry facilities, and her housekeeper will not be in the maid’s quarters.

    — Her breakfast will be a boiled egg and not much else. Very British.

    — Lunch is typically a baloney sandwich … not quite Polo Lounge fare.

    — Paris’s visitors will be received through a glass partition … which she might want to continue doing even after serving her time!

    — Her contact with the outside world will be via pay phone, instead of a BlackBerry and the paparazzi.

    — She is not allowed makeup, highlights or hair extensions, which may inspire the heiress to fight for changes to the cruel, cruel penal code.


    This is the injustice Paris has to face because of the tyrant. I think her lawyer will try to shoot down a couple of extreme rules, but this is totally unnecessary since she could’ve gotten a less harsh punishement.

    At this point, her fans are very disorganized, we’re not making any real progress. I’ll try to make a post about this later.

    Posted: May 7th, 2007
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    Paris Hilton: Cops Always Try To Hit On Me

    Paris Hilton is making the sensational claim that the police pull her over with the express purpose of hitting on her, not citing her.

    In an interview given before she was sentenced to 45 days in jail last Friday, Paris tells Harper’s Bazaar (via the New York Post) that policemen routinely stop her and ask, “What’s your phone number? Want to go out to dinner?” Hilton says she finds the alleged accosting “annoying.”

    “I think I get in trouble because of who I am,” says Paris. We couldn’t have put it better, Paris.


    Ah! That was for the photoshoot she was scheduled to do (I wonder if she talked about her music). But this isn’t the first time Paris has accused cops of trying to hit on her.

    BTW, have you been visiting websites like TMZ these days? And noticed the viciousness of these haters? I think it’s at strongest point since the release of her debut album. Not a surprise, considering the media circus we witnessed over the weekend.

    Posted: May 7th, 2007
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    Elliot Mintz’ Finale Words

    Elliot Mintz calls the tyrant’s jail sentence to Paris Hilton “irrational.”

    Just two days after a judge sentenced her to 45 days in jail for violating her probation, Paris Hilton’s longtime publicist Elliot Mintz has announced he is no longer representing the heiress. In court Friday, Paris claimed that it was Elliot who had mistakenly assured her she was able to drive, even though she had a suspended license. The judge, however, didn’t buy her claim, and sent her to the slammer.

    “The day after the hearing, I sent an e-mail expressing my sadness over the ruling of the judge and the irrational sentence he imposed. In that e-mail I also offered my sincerest apology for any misunderstanding she received from me regarding the terms of her probation. To the extent that I have miscommunicated information I received from her attorneys……I am deeply and profoundly sorry. I told her that I assume personal responsibility for my part in this matter. I believe when stated in court that she believed it was o.k. for her to drive under certain circumstances she was being absolutely truthful. Due to this misunderstanding, I am no longer representing Paris. For the record, I have nothing but love and respect for Paris and her family. Paris is a wonderful person and does not deserve the punishment that was handed down by the court. I only wish her my best.”


    Posted: May 6th, 2007
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    News About Paris Hilton’s Jail Sentence Was Spread Worldwide Over The Weekend

    As you already know, the news about Paris Hilton going to jail was triumphantly spread around the world by the ever-ignorant media. More than 1000 news reports appeared on the internet to inform the public once the verdict was out. Paris Hilton was on the frontpage, first item, on and on many other major networks. However, many of the networks have managed to ignore or downplay some of Paris and her crew’s comments, and not mentioning hateful judge’s comments such as “15 mins of fame.” Others have been struggling to interview their grinning “celebrity experts” who sometimes, pretend to know what they talk about, when in fact, they don’t…

    The media is probably something that I’ve often spoke against, because it easily controls the thinking of an individual without question, and can convince a large population all sorts of false information. Once a false and negative information is spread, it’s hard to correct it. In the case of celebrities, they always attempt destroy their image.

    CNN: Paris Hilton Sentenced To 45 Days In Jail

    BBC News: Paris Hilton Given Jail Term

    CTV News: Paris Hilton Given Jail Term

    CBS News: Jail Time For Paris Hilton

    Access Hollywood: Paris Goes To Jail

    Yahoo News: Paris Hilton Gets 45 Days In Jail, Mom Says It’s ‘A Joke’

    Posted: May 6th, 2007
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