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    Posted: May 3rd, 2007
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    “Stars Are Blind” Fan Justin Timberlake Wants To Do A Duet With Paris Hilton

    Paris in the studioThis is an unconfirmed report.

    Her album sales last year might not have been particularly amazing but Paris Hilton hasn’t given up on her music career just yet. SkyNews is quoting the socialite as saying she’d love to do a duet with Justin Timberlake: “I think we blend well and he says that he has something in mind for the both of us… I can’t wait.”

    fametastic.co.uk

    Justin did say publicly that he liked “Stars Are Blind,” but I can’t say if he’d want to do a duet with her. Anyway, it’s probably fake.

    Posted: May 3rd, 2007
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    Paris Hilton and James Blunt’s Rumours

    At a red-carpet event like the one held at the Stoli Hotel last night, catching two celebrities of Paris Hilton’s and James Blunt’s stature can more or less be chalked up to coincidence, no matter what rumors happen to be swirling around them at the moment. But twice in one night – and with Paris right on the trail James blazed from the Stoli party to Teddy’s step for step? That’s a little more suspicious – especially when Paris follows James’ lead out of the club!

    We hasten to add that our cameramen weren’t able to ascertain whether James and Paris went home together. Still – you can’t deny that those crazy kids are certainly being cagey about something!

    X17

    Posted: May 3rd, 2007
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    “Hilton Had Knowledge of the Suspension of Her Driving Privilege” According To City Attorney

    The evidence conclusively establishes that Hilton had knowledge of the suspension of her driving privilege when stopped on February 27, 2007, having been notified on at least two prior occasions that her driving privilege had been suspended. First, DMV notified Hilton of the suspension on November 21, 2006 by sending her a Notice of Suspension via first-class mail that was not returned undeliverable or unclaimed to the most recent Hilton reported to DMV. Second, CHP Officers notified Hilton of the suspension on January 15, 2007, in person, at which time Hilton signed an acknowledgement of having received such notification and was prevented from driving away from the scene because of the suspension.

    From the documents filed with the court

    Posted: May 3rd, 2007
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    Paris Hilton Prepares Herself For Court Apparence

    Paris Hilton's DUI ArrestParis Hilton is in big trouble, if the Los Angeles City Attorney has his way. TMZ has obtained documents filed with the court, in which prosecutors say they want Hilton to spend 45 days in jail.

    Paris must appear tomorrow on a probation violation, for allegedly driving on a suspended license. Hilton was already on probation after pleading no contest last January to alcohol-related reckless driving. The DMV had suspended Hilton’s license as a result of her DUI bust.

    While her license was suspended, Hilton was stopped by the CHP last January 15, and again by the L.A. County Sheriffs on February 27.

    The City Attorney will argue that Hilton certainly knew after she was stopped in January that she wasn’t allowed to drive, so the second stop was a flagrant violation of law.

    The documents suggest Hilton mistakenly relied on her lawyer’s assumption that Hilton had a right to drive, but the City Attorney claims in the legal papers that it’s a bogus argument.

    According to the papers, Hilton also failed to enroll in an alcohol education program within 21 days of the order directing her to do so.

    The legal papers ask that “Hilton be ordered to serve 45 days in County Jail.” Prosecutors also want her to be ordered “not to consume any alcohol for a continuous period of 90 days.” During that 90-day period, prosecutors want her “to be monitored for alcohol consumption … by use of a Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring (SCRAM) device at her expense.”

    Tracy Morgan was just ordered to wear a SCRAM device.

    The City Attorney wants more. Because of her “flagrant” driving violations, they want her license suspended for an additional four months — and they want her car impounded for 30 days.

    Here’s the document.

    Posted: May 3rd, 2007
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    If Paris Hilton Had Actually Gone On Tour!

    The Associated Press would release something like this:

    [THIS IS FAKE NEWS]

    Paris gives first performance

    Paris Hilton strutted her way back to center stage with a short, sexy set at the House of Blues believed to be her first public concert appearance.

    The pop star, more recently derided as a party girl for her highly public forays into midnight carousing, appeared to be back in top form.

    The 26-year-old singer and actress went onstage late Tuesday wearing nothing more than knee-high go-go boots with a short white skirt and a sparkly pink bra top that showed off her belly button ring. A long brown wig completed the outfit, covering the head.

    She launched a short set with her classic “Stars Are Blind,” using a cafe chair as a burlesque prop while she pranced around the small club stage backed up by four dancers.

    “She’s so good!” yelled San Diego hairstylist Ally Murray, 29, as Hilton showed off her aerobic choreography.

    Hilton sped through the songs — all songs from her debut album “Paris” — wrapping up after less than 15 minutes. She gave a shy goodbye before an old Madonna song came on over the sound system. “Thanks everyone for coming,” she told the packed club.

    The comeback didn’t hit a high note for everyone, some of whom paid upward of $125 a ticket.

    “It looked like she lip-synched her way through the whole thing,” said a disappointed Morgan Segall, 20, who flew in from San Francisco for the night.

    The performance, under heavy club security, was shrouded in mystery. The club marquee advertised a show by “The M&Ms,” and it wasn’t until an hour after the doors opened that a disc jockey mentioned Hilton’s name, prompting shrieks from girls jammed in front of the stage.

    Rumors of a Hilton show had spread on the Internet and via local radio stations late last week, prompting a run on tickets by die-hard fans.

    Earlier this year, she told fans she hoped for a second album to come out soon.

    “I look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever,” Hilton wrote on her Web site in January, also noting she’d “been far from perfect.”

    “Whatever, we love her,” said Raul Flores, 22, who waved a foam placard of his favorite pop star at the club exit. “She’s amazing.”

    At one point in the show, Hilton and her posse played at taunting a male dancer who, dressed in a natty gray suit, looked vaguely like Josh Henderson.

    “The M&Ms” had two other concerts scheduled at House of Blues venues in Southern California — one in Anaheim on Wednesday and the other Thursday in West Hollywood — according to the club’s web site.

    Associated Press
    Edited
    http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20070502/britney_spears_070502/20070502?hub=Entertainment

    Wouldn’t it be great if this was true? BTW, this article was written for Britney Spears’ comeback. I just remplaced her name with Paris and removed a few lines.

    Posted: May 2nd, 2007
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    Haters Launch Another Major Attack On Paris Hilton

    A so-called hyprocritical group “Citizens for a Better America” (www.goawayparis.com) thinks America would be a “better place” if Paris Hilton would just go away. Their aim is to collect enough signatures and to show them to magazines such as US Weekly, People Magazine, The Star, The Globe and The Enquirer so they stop talking about Paris Hilton.

    They’ve released a very popular single and their website has been receiving a lot of hits. Now we, fans of Paris Hilton, know that this is absolutely a ridiculous idea. First off, their compaign will obviously not result in a boycott, far from it. If anything, it will promote Paris even more. Such campaigns always attract an opposite effect.

    These hundreds of thousands of Gretchen Drummies, Paula Froelichs and Katrina Szishs of the world who only hate Paris Hilton because she has a “better” lifestyle and because they’re personally sick of their jaded lives don’t really understand Paris. All they see is Paris being rich and famous for no reason while here I am, about to launch in a couple of weeks Extra Paris, a collection of video and audio files about Paris Hilton’s CAREER. They don’t understand this. They can’t imagine Paris Hilton as an entertainer or a buisnesswomen.

    It’s the same old story, but I think there’s really no need to defend Paris at this time. For one thing, she obviously doesn’t care what these haters think of her. For another thing, she hasn’t come up with a new project, although, the Simple Life is about to air in a couple of weeks. She can only fight back with her projects so she can prove to them that she is not just a stupid spoiled girl.

    This is the second biggest attack in a month. First is was the Paris Hilton autopsy and now this. Paris is being degraded faster nowadays; bring on the Simple Life 5!!

    Posted: May 2nd, 2007
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