A Blatant Lie Pops Up On Celebrity News Sites

Looks like Paris Hilton is making those celebrity journalist go crazy. I mean she hasn’t said much during the past few weeks. So now, because of this, the journalists are trying to put words into her mouth, but it’s not working.

So what’s the latest big lie? It’s about Paris Hilton wanting to live forever! According to the fake article, she has invested a large sum of  money in the world’s biggest suspended animation cemetery, Cryonics  Institute, to get what she wants. Javno.com wrote “She wants her body to be preserved and then brought back to life, along with  her favourite pets, including her famous Chihuahua Tinkerbell and new mutt,  Yorkshire Terrier Cinderella.”

The goal of the article is to show us that Paris is selfish and dumb. The article quotes a fake Paris Hilton “It’s so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced. And if you’re immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved. My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years.” LOL. But believe it or not, there are a lot people out there who will read this and believe it!

Posted: October 18th, 2007
Comments: 1


From: Jen
Time: October 18, 2007, 7:05 pm

Very similare to when Paris supposedly bought the crypt next to Marilyn Monroe for her billy goat.
Pure fantasy for a slow news day.

And the really funny part was that the foreign press did not know what a billygoat is, so they asked Paris in Japan about her goat named Billy.
The interviewer was so surprised when Paris said the story wasn’t true.