Relatives Of Prisoners Warn Paris: Prison Is Not Your Place

PARIS HILTON will have to wear dowdy blue jumpsuits and knickers and share showers with butch lesbians in jail.

She starts a 45-day sentence in LA next month for driving while banned.

Yesterday a woman visiting her mum at the jail said inmates shower together and a large group of “very masculine lesbians” prey on them. She added: “This place is bad. Paris is not going to make it.”

Denise Chavis, visiting her sister in the jail, warned Paris: “If you act like you’re all high-class and uppity, you’re done.”

The heir-head, who will also have to ditch her hair extensions, is horrified that she has to go to jail.

She said: “I feel I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is cruel.”

Her family had believed their money could buy her freedom. Her mum KATHY was heard ranting: “And after all the money we spent!”

A pal of Paris’ said: “She is devastated and terrified about going to jail. She goes from sobbing to fury.”

Paris tried to appear whiter than white yesterday, but was left red-faced when the wind blew her dress up, exposing her knickers. Meanwhile, wayward BRITNEY SPEARS wore an angelic white dress while shopping in LA. But she ruined the look by sticking up two fingers.

Even though there will be maximum security for Paris in prison, I still worry about this a lot more, and I don’t think we can trust these prison workers.

Paris should not have a single contact with these women. I’m sure they’re ten times worse than “normal” haters. You’re basically putting her possibly in the most dangerous place on Earth.

We will hold Judge Michael T. Sauer responible if anything bad happens to her, if she actually goes to jail.

Posted: May 6th, 2007
Comments: 7


From: Alex
Time: May 6, 2007, 5:34 pm

AH!!! THIS SUCKS! i feel so bad for her….. I wish her the best and ALLL my prayers….

From: kevin
Time: May 6, 2007, 5:38 pm

If those fucking dyke lesbians touch Paris, I swear to god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGHH!

Best of luck to you Paris

From: Trevor
Time: May 6, 2007, 6:02 pm

I agree, Kevin.

From: Mike
Time: May 6, 2007, 7:01 pm

I agree with all of you.

How about…if anyone hurts Paris, the four of us can give those a-holes a good old-fashioned beating?

From: admin
Time: May 6, 2007, 7:08 pm

I’d rather go after Judge Michael T. Sauer hehe.

From: Free Paris Apparel
Time: May 6, 2007, 9:18 pm

This whole ordeal is so absurd. I’ll be rocking my FREE PARIS t-shirt until something changes.


From: admin
Time: May 6, 2007, 9:34 pm

We will need a big organization if we want to overcome this injustice. I think these petitions won’t work because too many people are creating them.

Every fan site should organize and make a force so we make our voice heard.

We should be asking for a less harsh punishment.

I’m going to think about this, but we’ll need the participation of every Paris Hilton fansite.